equiuszahhak:

okay you know what always makes me laugh every time

you know you get those characters that people just starting writing or something and they’re like 12 and don’t know what cliches are so they make this really evil character and they put all these likes and dislikes and the dislikes are all good stuff like

“dislikes: happiness, kindness, being good, heroes”

and then the likes are all bad stuff

“likes: evil, killing, death, destruction”

and they clearly think they need to put like something else something that makes the character a bit more personal to them so they top off the likes with their favourite band and it is always green day, or linkin park and it gets me every time

DARKNESS, CORRUPTION, HATRED, slipknot! like imagine someone who was actually like that, “muhahaha just a few more adjustments and my plans to take over the world can start! but first i have to listen to this new my chemical romance album. MCRMY 4 LIFE!” as he is committing genocide he takes out his ipod and listens to american idiot on repeat. when he is torturing the hero’s girlfriend he puts on linkin park feat. jay-z. he hates jay-z but it’s the only version of numb he can find for free

I would love a character played straight that did this.  (I suppose I could just watch American Psycho again, it’s kind of the same thing…)

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   I think that’d be a good villain. xD

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    Reminded of my Nosferatu who really enjoys Mariah Carey.

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    I still see 20-something year olds making characters like this on art sites… And lmao a character like this played...

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    I would love a character played straight that did this. (I suppose I could just watch American Psycho again, it’s kind...

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    some classical music before stealing...crown jewels. oh wait a minute…

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    That was hilarious and true

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