March 2012
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
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FANDOM DRAMA, HISTORICAL EDITION: PART ONE: THE...
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right so it’s 1774 ok
and this book comes out
and it is
THE MOST AMAZING BOOK
it’s about this guy who has SUCH DEEP EMOTIONS and he falls IN LOVE and the girl MARRIES SOMEONE ELSE and he the guy the book is about i mean is also AN ARTIST and he reads her POETRY and everything is so LOVELY AND GOTHIC werther is SUCH A DREAMBOAT OMG right
and then at the end SPOILERS SPOILERS...
February 2012
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mechaqueen:
Omg it’s Ponce’s birthday
OH GOSH IT IS.
SHIT EVERYONE THROW A PARTY, HE’LL HATE IT.
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“YOU DO REALIZE THAT SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS BEEN REMADE 490568249062 TIMES
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– asha-greyjoy is the light of my life (via brogigayo)
Yes, but the important part was gender! Because of course all personality is tied directly and inexorably to your gender and can never be separated and if you try to change the gender of a character the WORLD WILL IMPLODE from the sheer...
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You are the last thing you drew:
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azgoths-of-kria:
I’m a sock.
I’m the motherfucking Impala.
I am a skull.
I am Spock kissing Jim.
I am the Master biting Casanova’s face…
I am a baby Vulcan. c:
I am an anthropomorphic goat.
I am Chris Pine.
I am...
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I am Juan Pablo Montoya. You dried my ravetrack. Prepare to die.
RAVETRACK
I feel like that would be a bunch of cars decorated with a shit-fuck of track lighting and stuff. It would end in horrible accidents because all the drivers were on E and kept trying to hug other drivers in the middle of racing
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I almost accidentally Kennedy/Kruschev fic
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Explaining the Cuban Missile Crisis to Owl:
: basically WWIII happened in the form of a poker game, both sides bluffed big with shit hands, secretly showed each other their cards, and Kruschev folded : so we have the legend of JACK KENNEDY AND HIS BIG BRASS ONES, but Kruschev seems to have been the better man, all admitting defeat when it was really a draw and shit : of...
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Owl is now encouraging me to write allegorical...
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FDR and Stalin double-team Hitler
JFK and Nikki Kruschev have mutual assured seduction
Thatcher watches and faps while Reagan ties up Gorbachev and bends him over a table
>mutually assured seduction
Hey tumblr, I just wanted you to have the phrase “mutually assured seduction” on your dash.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
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To be honest I think Lucy Liu would have made a...
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freibiergesicht:
huerca zafada: unsexy responsibility
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desliz:
Between the BDSM tumblrites whining about how the bottom is obligated to speak up in order to prevent rape, and the people arguing that porn is all good fun and can be reblogged endlessly without further thought, it’s probably a damn good idea to get really hardcore about taking some goddamn ownership of your...
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Valid reasons to be annoyed with CBS right now:
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° Watson is no longer the accomplished and decorated war hero and army doctor, two aspects of the character which have always, in some way or another, coloured the way the character behaves and the decisions they make. Not only does it change the character, but it sends a message that women aren’t capable of fighting for their country. ° Related to the above, Watson has no longer...
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Quirks of cosplaying in Japan (one of many)
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The great thing about going to Japan is that there are some moments that are just like the clouds part and everything becomes clear. The first time was when I really understood the “I vs We” concept of Japanese society; another was when I was walking to school and it was just snowing sakura petals because they are EVERY WHERE and are so delicate...
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“I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.”
– Mitch Hedberg. (via markaragnos)
ILU Mitch <3